Are you ready to fly with Air Metro?

Prepare to escape the grey misery of January and be shot through the air at 1000mph.

Our friendly Air Metro stewardesses will be at your agency today at [insert time], armed with goodies for everyone and a fantastic £3000 holiday for one lucky member of staff. Please bring your boarding pass to the check-in desk located in [insert location].

In the meantime, why not take a few moments to look through our useful pre-flight tips.

	Passport Is your passport up to date with a current photograph, or is it still sporting that shot of you from twenty years ago with 'the perm?' You won't be needing it on the day but you won't be going anywhere if you don't look like you.
	Baggage Will your luggage fit on the plane? Have you packed too much stuff? Do you really need six pairs of shoes? Clearly the answer is no, yes, no.
	Check-in Unlike some airlines, we don't ask that you turn up hours before your flight, then leave you waiting around with all the other miserable passengers, wondering whether you'll be say next to the woman that stinks of bleach.
	Nervous Flyers Many of passengers have irrational fears about flying. Their most common concern is that that minor engine failure or electrical problems could lead to a crash as jets do not glide. Have a pleasant journey.